SPORTS
Comical occurrences in the outdoors
By Luke Clayton
As an outdoors writer for the past forty years and a lifelong outdoors person, I have more than my share of down right comical things that occurred while spending time hunting, fishing and kicking around the outdoors. I’m betting if you have spent much time on the water or in the field, you too could fill a small book expounding upon your experiences. Looking back, sometimes WAY back, here are a few of the mishaps that have occurred that come to mind.
Many years ago I was invited by to hunt desert mule deer on Clayton William’s West Pyle Ranch out in the Trans Pecos region of Texas. I asked Paul Henderson, the wildlife manager on the ranch, if I could bring my muzzleloader. I could tell he was a bit hesitant but agreed-providing I could prove how well it shot at the range before the hunt. West Texas cowboys served as guides on the West Pyle and they were all intrigued with my “old west” looking TC SCOUT 50 caliber. They were also impressed at the groups the rifle was shooting at 100 yards. Just before it was time to go hunting, I was circled by six or so of the guides, all intent upon learning how to load and cap the muzzleloader.
The wind was blowing a gale and I made the mistake of looking away from the task of pouring powder into the rifle’s bore for an instance. A few hours later, I was putting the sneak on a tremendous 10 pointer that was with a herd of 12 or so does; the rut was going strong. Walt was watching me with binoculars as I stalked from rock to rock. When about 100 yards from the buck, I eased behind a big rock, scooted the Scout over the top of the rock, cocked the hammer and settled the sights on the buck’s shoulder. BANG.
I (and Walt, through binoculars) watched the big 350 grain conical bullet kick up dust way short of the buck. I realized I had just fired a very light powder charge (remember the wind was blowing hard when I loaded and I made the mistake of looking away from the task at hand). I slumped behind the rock, reloaded as quickly as my shaking hands could work, placed the #11 primer on the nipple eased back over the rock and to my amazement, the buck had only moved about 20 yards; he was still within range.
With a full charge of 90 grains of Pyrodex pushing it, the big conical bullet found its mark and I had my buck on the ground. Back at the truck Walt said something like “you don’t recon the wind blew the powder away before you could get it down the bore, do you”? I replied, “I recon it did.”
Way before I became a veteran outdoors writer, I was a fisherman; a fisherman that owned some of the most “clunkiest” old boats and motors one could imagine. Back in the early eighties, I remember buying an old Lone Star Commander 14 foot V nose aluminum boat that had seen years and years of use and abuse before I became its proud owner. I had an 18 HP. Evinrude mounted on the boat’s transom, vintage 1958. The old motor ran pretty well, most of the time but I simply could not get the boat’s battered hull to stop leaking. I dabbed everything from roofing tar to glue on the rivets and just when I thought I had the leaks stopped, a new one, or several
would pop up.
! A good friend, the late Loren Flynn who was my bass tournament partner, presented me with two empty coffee cans, a one pound can and a two pound can. It’s important to note that Loren owned a state-of-the-art (of the day) bass boat with all the bells and whistles available at the time. He enjoyed kidding me about the “Sea Dog”. “Here you go, Luke, I want you to keep these in the “Sea Dog”. The small one is your 12 volt bilge pump, the larger will serve duty your 24 volt. Use the smaller can for days when the boat is only leaking slightly. When things get really bad, go for the 24 volts.!” We had many laughs over Loren’s bilge pumps through the years!
I remember getting the idea to make the raggedly old trailer that came with the boat a “drive on”. I had another buddy that was a pretty good shade tree welder. He used some of the old black gas pipe to extend the wiring up from the trailer and I sprang for some brand new lights which he mounted to the top of the gas pipe extensions. His welding looked pretty good after I mounted the lights up high so they would not be exposed to the water when we backed the trailer down into the water. Nobody told us that the gas pipe was made from cast iron, a metal know known for taking much abuse! I backed the trailer down into the water and off loaded the boat just fine. The problem came when the fishing trip was over and it was time to load the boat. I will never forget easing the old boat just a few feet upwind from the trailer so that I could center the boat’s keel on the rollers. The nose of the boat contacted the left vertical piece of gas pipe and it instantly snapped off at the trailers frame. The wind caused the boat to contact the right vertical pipe and it too snapped as though it were made of a peppermint stick! From then on, I remember wading out and pushing the vintage craft back onto the trailer by hand! We caught a lot of bass and crappie from that ole boat and spent many happy hours fishing Lakes Crockett and Coffee Mill near Honey Grove.
Contact outdoors writer Luke Clayton through his website www.catfishradio.org. Catch Luke’s weekly podcast “Catfish Radio with Luke Clayton and Friends” just about everywhere podcasts are found.
SPORTS
Looking Back
By Luke Clayton
Looking back over the past years, I have seen many changes in the way we hunt and fish. My friends often joke with me saying things like, “Luke, all you do is hunt and fish and talk about it on your radio shows, the TV show you do and then write about the adventure in the newspapers and magazines.
They are at least partially correct, I do spend a lot of time in the outdoors fishing and hunting, I always have but when I became an outdoors writer forty years ago, these outings changed from being all fun to fun with some work involved. I learned about photography and how to capture the images I needed to compliment my articles. I later bumbled my way through radio, luckily, I had some very experienced radio personalities such as Dan Foster to help me along the way.
Dan was the news man for radio icon Bill Mack for many years. I used to drive 50 miles each way every week to a little recording studio where Dan flipped the switches and produced my show. Now, I can record excellent digital sound right at home, email the file to my producer and BINGO, it appears on a total of 41 radio stations the next weekend and becomes a podcast everywhere.
In the beginning as a fledging writer, it was sometime difficult to make the connections necessary to provide good content for my readers but as the years passed, so did my knowledge of the outdoors and my connections with professionals that made their living as guides, outfitters, etc. I’ve learned a great deal from these guys and gals and to this day, seldom go afield or out on the water without learning something new.
I remember writing my articles on paper and then typing and mailing or delivering the copy to editors. Photos were a real challenge, I would rush to get the film developed, hoping I got some good shots, and then deliver or mail the photos. These days, a click of my computer button sends the images anywhere in a matter of seconds.
As you might imagine, there have been a great deal of changes in the way most hunters and anglers pursue their sports. It’s difficult for young fishermen to fathom but back then there was no GPS nor spot lock that keeps your boat perfectly positioned over a fishing hot spot. I remember well lining up with features on the shore, triangulating we called it in order to get “close” a fishing hot spot.
A marker buoy would be tossed out, the anchor would then be let out upwind a good distance and anchor line let out until the boat was on the buoy. In the early days of civilian GPS, the government scrambled the coordinates so that precise positioning was impossible. One could get within about 50 feet of pre-determined coordinates. We all thought this was awesome, it was much better than lining up with reference points on shore but nothing like the pinpoint positioning today.
I don’t think many anglers under the age of thirty could imagine lining up a water tower and barn or radio antenna on shore to locate a good fishing spot. This method would get you close out in open water and then it was necessary to turn on your flasher unit to find the structure/fish you were looking for.
WHAT IS A FLASHER? Young anglers will ask Well it has absolutely nothing to do with quick removal of one’s clothing in a crowd.! It was a device before the advent of the modern day graph that would indicate the depth of water and, if you learned how to read the flashers properly, show you the fish.
I never became really good at reading anything but the depth and structure such as trees and bottom structure but I fished with guides that could accurately identify baitfish and gamefish just by looking at how the flashes appeared on the unit. Beyond doubt, the biggest change in fishing sonar is the introduction of forward-facing sonar a few years ago. With these units, the angler actually sees his bait below the boat and the fish he is trying to catch. These units have become hugely popular and are in widespread use by both amateur anglers and pros alike.
I’ve fished with several guides that put the technology to good use and won’t deny that it is highly effective. Personally, I don’t enjoy keeping my head glued to a little computer screen that shows my bait and the target fish but I must admit I’ve learned a lot about what triggers strikes, especially with white bass. They almost always chase the bait up vertically before striking.
I remember hunting hogs at night with an electrician buddy way before thermal scopes were invented. We wired several DC light bulbs in series to a car battery way back in the woods and baited the spot heavily for a few days until we saw hog sign and then set up at night nearby with shotguns loaded with double-ought buckshot. We managed to put some fresh pork in the freezer in this manner.
And live feed trail cameras common today were light years ahead of the technology 40 years ago. Many hunters have a cell phone app that instantly sends them a photo from a game camera back in the woods somewhere. Some cameras transmit live feed video. Many hog trappers use this system to ‘drop the gate’ on their hog traps. They watch the video, real time within a couple seconds until all the desired hogs are inside the trap and then, press the ‘drop gate’ button!
My first “trail camera” was a 35 mm. film camera with a trip wire that ran across a game trail, connected to a little shutter connector. The idea was to run the trip wire across the trail and the deer would trip the shutter as it walked past. I would then get the film from the camera, get it developed and in a week or so see what had tripped the shutter. Well, that was the plan.
I don’t remember actually getting the photo of deer but did get some fuzzy photos of a skunk and armadillo! Email Luke through his website www.catfishradio.org Listen to his weekly hour long podcast “Catfish Radio with Luke Clayton and Friends” just about everywhere podcasts are found.
SPORTS
Saint Jo boys 2nd at North Hopkins
Saint Jo’s boy’s basketball team took part in the North Hopkins Tournament Dec. 29-30.
Before the tournament the boys suffered a 65-41 loss to Class 3A Valley View. Saint Jo used six Landon Williams points and two points each from Trent Gaston and Zeke Bonn to take a 10-7 lead after one.
Valley View outscored the Panthers 28-10 in the second quarter. Lee Yeley had three points as did Brody Morris with Barrett Johnson and Williams scoring two points each. Valley View led 35-20 at halftime. Gaston paced a 16-point quarter for the Panthers with seven points with Williams adding six and Morris three. Saint Jo was down 52-36 heading into the fourth quarter.
For further details, pick up a copy of Thursday’s Bowie News.
SPORTS
Indians open district with win over Olney
An 11-0 Nocona first quarter run broke open the district opener Friday against Olney and gave the Indians a 77-49 win over the visiting Cubs.
Nocona goes to 22-2 for the year and 1-0 in district with Olney falling to 12-7 and 0-1. Nocona mentor Brody Wilson said coming out aggressively early was key.
“We knew they’d come out hard and they did, so we matched them hard,” Wilson said. “We wanted to set the tempo early.”
Olney got out to a 4-0 lead in the first 90 seconds but 30 seconds later, RJ Walker and Landon Fatheree tied the game at four. Walker broke the tie with a 3-pointer on the next possession and the Indians never trailed again.
For further details, pick up a copy of Thursday’s Bowie News.
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